kekalahan yang memalukan dan memilukan

pada suatu pagi yang cerah.,dimana matahari terbit ke barat, binatang dapat berbicara,dan jumlah laki2 lebih sedikit dari perempuan..(eh, itu mah kiamat ya..? LARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)

(please stand by)

hehehe.....oke, basa basinya cukup. pas pagi dimana itu adalah hari yang gw tunggu2 banget, yaitu PERTANDINGAN BOLA!!waaw it's so waaaw....(lebay aah)..gw dtunjuk buat ngejaga gawang (yang pas pertandingan malah jaga tiangnya aja). entah hari itu hari yang menyenangkan atw hari yang menyeramkan...soalnya pas itu gw sial terus. pas hari sebelumnya gw saking senengnya ditunjuk jadi kiper gw latian terus jadi kiper sampe2 gw jalan kayak model,,kaki gw pengkor karena pas gw loncat gw kasoledad terus kena lutut.

oke, balik lagi ke topik utama, dengan kaki gw yang pengkor itu gw terpaksa jadi kiper. waah, belum tau ya kalo gw jadi kiper (tapi ga pengkor)? jago tau, kayak bambang pamungkas jadi kiper...(itu mah payaah). gw udah dag-dig-dug duluan sebelum jadi kiper. pas pertandingan dimulai gw maennya biasa aja, and then suatu petaka terjadi....gw kejebolan lewat bawah.....

aaaarrrrgggghhh, mereka ngincer bagian kelemahan gw!!! *****!!! 1-0 deh....fiuuuh....
gw masih masang tampang sok kere(n) ngmbaliin bola ke lapangan. eh lama2 jadi 5-2. akhirnya gw maksa backnya jadi kiper...(ternyata dy lebih.....dari gw) kecewa deh gw...kirain bakal lebih baik malah lebih baik mati aja....

1 menit terakhir gawang gw terdesak!itu bikin gw tersedak!akhirnya kita make bedak! eh, kok jadi ngaco ya...pas musuh nendang bolanya ke gawang, kiper yang gw tunjuk itu sempet nepis bola, sayangnya bola naas itu mantul ke gw n mantul lagi ke gawang dan terciptalah gol konyol.....

akhirnya hasil pertandingannya 6-2...gw dipuji ama temen gw "man, selamat ya udah ngejebolin". hohohoho....terus gw mesti ngeles setiap ditanya "man, lw ****** amat sih, masa ngejebolin ke gawang sendiri!!" gw jawab"biarlah...daripada ga ngejebolin sama sekali". mereka cuman bisa ngakak.


pesan moral: jangan tunjuk kiper cacingan kalo mw menang

lirik ga jelas n salam ga jelas juga (jangan protes)

FORTMINOR - BELIEVE ME

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we've come to
If you don't want to
Then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now believe me

I don't want to be the one to blame
You like fun and games
Keep playing em
I'm just sayin
Think back then
We was like one and the same
On the right track
But I was on the wrong train
Just like that
Now you've got a face the pain
And the devil's got a fresh new place to play
In your brain like a maze you can never escape the rain
Every damn day is the same shade of grey

Hey
I used have a little bit of a plan
Used to
Have a concept of where I stand
But that concept slipped right out of my hands
Now I don't really even know who I am
Yo, what do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
What ever happens to you, we'll see
But it's not gonna happen to me

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we've come to
If you don't want to
Then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now believe me

Back then, I thought you were just like me
Somebody who could see all the pain I see
But you proved to me unintentionally
That you would self-destruct eventually
Now I'm thinking like the mistake I made doesn't hurt
But it's not gonna work
Cause it's really much worse than I thought
I wished you were something you were not
And now this guilt is really all that I got

You turned your back
And walked away in shame
All you got is a memory of pain
Nothing makes sense so you stare at the ground
I hear your voice in my head when no one else is around
What do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
What ever happens to you, we'll see
But it's not gonna happen to me

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we've come to
If you don't want to
Then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now believe me

[bridge]

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we've come to
If you don't want to
Then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now believe me

Do what i have to do
You're on your own now believe me

What ever happens to you
You're on your own now believe me

What do I have to say
You're on your own now believe me

It's not gonna happen to me
You're on your own now believe me

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